Hi Nancy,

Thanks so much for coming over to kitty-sit this weekend while I’m at the MS Office seminar. I can’t believe my company paid for me to go to Providence for an overnight trip and a whole Saturday of training! I’m very excited – I just know there is so much more Excel can do. Have you seen those crazy 3-D charts that Terry from Accounts Receivable puts in his reports?? I want to learn how to do that!!

Anyway, you’ll soon see that Buster is a hungry little guy (just like his mommy! There is an Applebee’s right next to the hotel where I’m staying and I am going to eat the biggest burger they have! It’s like the Cathy cartoon on my fridge!! LOL!), so make sure his bowl is topped off with dry food all the time. Also, you can give him treats, but make sure they are the tartar control snacks in the blue pouch, because the seafood ones in the pink pouch upset his tummy and I don’t want you to have to clean up kitty-barf!

I think his litterbox will be fine until I get home, but if you get the gumption to scoop it out, it is in the basement under the stairs. If you go down there, please ignore any sounds you might hear coming from the storage room, no matter what.

Also, and this is really important, make sure you do NOT step into the chalk circle in the middle of the floor. IF YOU DO STEP INTO IT, DO NOT STEP OUT. FOR YOU MUST PUT DOWN THAT WHICH YOU HAVE SUMMONED. Y’AI ‘NG’NGAH! YOG-SOTHOTH! H’EE – L’GEB F’AI THRODOG UAAAH! Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth. He knows where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again. He knows where They have trod earth’s fields, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread. YOG-SOTHOTH!

Oh, and there are a couple of strawberry Activia yogurts left in the fridge – go ahead and eat them if you want!

See you Sunday. Buster and I thank you!

Pamela